STORY 177: THE IDIOT'S LANTERN
The Idiot's Lantern might be thought of as a euphemism for television: the bright glowing thing that lowers your intelligence. I could say that certain Doctor Who episodes do just that (River Song-centered stories, anyone), but The Idiot's Lantern is not that. Instead, The Idiot's Lantern is a fast-moving, well-crafted story brought down only by stabs at kitchen-sink drama.
The Doctor (David Tennant) and his Companion Rose Tyler (Billie Piper) are all set to go see Elvis on The Ed Sullivan Show. Being the Doctor, he gets the time and place wrong (making his pompadour hair all the more noticeable). No need to worry: they've arrived in time to see the coronation of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II in 1953. The desire to see the Coronation live has led to a run on the new television sets. Magpie's Electronic Shop has an unbelievable offer: television sets for five pounds. FIVE POUNDS! It's a steal.
And of course it is, for Mr. Magpie (Ron Cook) is being forced to do something wicked by The Wire (Maureen Lipman), who will use the television to take over the world. Having escaped execution by converting into electronic wavelengths, her plan is to capture enough people's minds to take on a physical form and thus continue her reign of terror. It seems that whenever a person has been taken, their face disappears. The only thing connecting them is a new television set, purchased at Magpie's...
In this Coronation Street-world is the Connolly family: brutish father Eddie (James Foreman), his long-suffering wife Rita (Debra Gillett), Grandmamma (Margaret Booth), and bright young man Tommy (Rory Jennings). Tommy chafes under his father, and while Tommy trusts the Doctor and Rose, Eddie would rather keep family secrets just that. Chief among them: the lost face of Grandmamma.
Still, she is discovered and Operation Market Stall sweeps her away to where others in similar situations are in. The Doctor and Rose are determined to solve this mystery, which leads them back to Magpie's. There, the Wire is discovered, but not before Rose herself has been converted. Now the Doctor has a motive to bring this to an end. Realizing that the Wire will use the Coronation's vast audience to wreak havoc, the Doctor with Magpie's help must now stop the broadcast...even if he must make people think he's The King of the Belgians. He manages to defeat and capture The Wire on tape (which will never be played), and the long reign of Good Queen Bess can commence.
We learn that the informant of who has been ratting out The Faceless Ones is the evil Eddie. Tommy stands up to him and Rita throws her bully husband out. While the nation celebrates a Second Elizabethan Age a somewhat despondent Eddie begins to go. The Doctor and Rose persuade Tommy to go to him, for after all, Eddie IS his father.
This subplot is just dull, and to be honest I felt Foreman's performance as the brutal Father Dursley (excuse me, Connolly) was so over-the-top it bordered on cartoonish. Similarly Gillett's Rita was a stereotypical abused wife, though at least she had her moment where she stood up to her husband was well played. Even Booth's Grandma was a bit clichéd.
I also found the name-dropping of Torchwood to be endlessly annoying. I have never been enamored of either the obsession of Russell T Davies for his creation (really, does it have to be mentioned in every Doctor Who episode) or for using Doctor Who to push for a spin-off (especially since I have never been enamored of Captain Jack either).
Finally, I wasn't too thrilled that The Idiot's Lantern relegated Rose to not just a damsel-in-distress but also almost irrelevant. By pushing her to the sidelines, especially after she put it together before the Doctor, it takes away from the point of Rose: the tough, bright girl who longs for adventures. How much adventure can she have if she is rendered faceless and useless?
There were, however, other things that pushed up The Idiot's Lantern for me. If one saw it as almost a spoof of television itself I thought it worked well. While The Wire herself was not a particularly great villain, I thought Lipman's performance was quite good. Jennings is also good as Tommy (much better than Gattis' material). Tennant was excellent throughout the episode: from frivolous and fun (and yes, the hair was good too) to filled with anger and righteous fury (especially when attempting to rescue Rose, which as we know is what he does...rescue girls stuck in television sets). Finally, the tension that builds when the Doctor races to save Britain from the Wire as she soon starts sucking the Coronation's audiences (intercut with actual Coronation footage) was well-handled.
On the whole The Idiot's Lantern was better than I remembered, but not as good as it could have been (especially the Connolly family issues taking up too much space). Still, it is worth sitting comfortably for...
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